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That certainly was a lie. Your spouse got the house, a younger you, and you got the children. Definitely not an even split there.
Six months later - Enter your friend…
Friend: You can’t just sit around by yourself forever.
You: But I’m not alone. I have the children.
Friend: The children, humph. They don’t keep you warm at night, do they?
You: It’s not like that anymore.
Friend: Of course it’s not. Really, it isn’t.
Friend: I know someone. This person is recently divorced too.
Freeze Frame. Get rid of friend. You can mail the coat after you finally get over the fact that the first choice for you is someone who failed Marriage 101 too. When you are ready to date, when you have moved that big band-aid off your heart, it won’t be so that a friend of a friend can dance on your scab. It will be because you’re ready to share your life with someone again.
Three months have passed. Following the coldest winter in history, you remembered to send your friend the coat. Guilt over your friend’s pneumonia leads you to go on the date with the divorced acquaintance. Less than twenty minutes into the date, it is revealed that this person thinks all children can benefit greatly from boarding schools. You personally get a thrill out of tucking your children in each night. Your date also has no idea why the nagging ex was so close-minded about boarding schools in general. Once the gates are open, the ex becomes the hot topic for the evening.
After that horrendous experience which cost you not only taxi fare but also two dollars for aspirin to relieve your splitting headache, you decide that research, among other things, is definitely in order before the next date with anyone. Your perfect match likes children and not merely from a distance. Should be a nonsmoker because breathing for some weird reason is very important to you and those you love. An advance college degree would represent the person’s desire to be a high achiever.
How should you go about finding this one in a million person when you have an extremely limited schedule that gives you barely any free time after the kids and a fulltime job? Bars and clubs? Not too many out there for single parents. Even if there were, children require sitters, and with the divorce not too far behind you, you would feel guilty for leaving them anyway, especially if the date turned out to be a waste of time.
The practical solution - online dating. It can be done from your home; you can view biographies of your prospects in a low pressured environment. For shits and giggles, you can also allow the kids to view some of the photographs. They might actually enjoy having a say in your love life.
Online dating is also inexpensive. With children, you need every penny you can save. For what you would pay for a pair of designer jeans for your oldest daughter, you can probably get a year’s membership in an online dating service. If it works out well, you soon might have someone else to buy your children’s clothes.
With screening elements built into their programs, online dating companies, such as Yahoo Personals and eHarmony, will allow you to define your own standards so that you can hopefully avoid those with whom you are incompatibility.
A new outfit for a date - $70.00
Trip to the salon - $55.00
Time wasted after realizing your date put the “lose” in loser - 3 hours
Opportunity cost (a game of Clue with the children) - priceless
Your time is too precious to waste. With online dating, you can make every moment count.
Ann Bendis writes about online dating and relationships at http://www.singleattractions.com
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NewsRadio is a sitcom dealing with daily life at New York radio station WNYX. The show was created by Paul Simms and stars Dave Foley (as news director Dave Nelson), Stephen Root (eccentric station owner Jimmy James), Phil Hartman (pompous anchor Bill McNeal), Maura Tierney (overachiever Lisa Miller), Andy Dick (inept reporter Matthew Brock), Khandi Alexander (anchor/Bill’s rival Catherine Duke), Vicki Lewis (Dave’s confidante and secretary Beth), and Joe Rogan (electrician Joe Garrelli). Here is a guide to NewsRadio’s wonderful first season, which included seven episodes and began airing in March of 1995.
“Pilot”: When Dave moves from Wisconsin to be the news director at WNYX in New York, he is surprised to learn that his first task will be firing his predecessor, Ed Harlow (Kurt Fuller). Lisa is even more surprised since she was sure that the news director job was hers. Jimmy tells everyone that Dave is the new sports guy, then leaves to buy a chain of sporting goods stores. Bill is annoyed that Ed assigned Catherine an interview with Al Gore. Dave is delighted when Ed quits his job, only to find out that Ed quits a few times a week. Matthew is overjoyed to find out that Dave will be replacing Ed as news director.
Memorable quote: “I guess officially I work for you now, so would you like me to fire Ed?”-Beth
“Inappropriate”: Matthew mispronounces “Buttafuoco” on the air, and Dave and Lisa argue over how to handle the fallout. Dave and Lisa discuss the Buttafuoco problem over dinner and end up making out. Catherine complains about Bill staring at her all the time. Bill throws a surprise party for Catherine during a commercial break. Dave thinks that what happened with Lisa was inappropriate, but Lisa wants to continue the relationship and keep it a secret. Matthew worries that he’ll be fired because of the Buttafuoco situation. Bill reveals that he and Catherine once tried to have a secret office romance.
Memorable quote: “Is it just me, or does this party suck?”-Jimmy
“Smoking”: WNYX becomes a nonsmoking office, but Bill tries to smoke in the office anyway. Lisa thinks that Joe is acting strange towards her because he saw her with Dave at the movies, but he is actually acting strange because he was the movies with a gay friend and doesn’t want Lisa to think he’s gay. Dave agrees to give up coffee if Bill will give up cigarettes. Dave gives Bill some nicotine patches, and Bill has a bad reaction because he used too many at once.
Memorable quote: “You should have to give up something of equal difficulty…like going to the bathroom.”-Bill
“The Crisis”: Dave tries to get tunnel access for Matthew, so WNYX can get an exclusive eyewitness report during a subway crisis. The staff is jealous when Matthew gets a new desk. Jimmy orders new desks for the rest of the staff and tells them that Dave ordered them. Matthew thinks the staff resents him because they think he is Dave’s favorite, so he wants to stage a fake fight to convince everyone that Dave doesn’t like him more than he likes the others.
Memorable quote: “Dinner and a desk? What’s next, you gonna get him a pony?”-Bill
“Big Day”: On the “big day” (the day the annual bonuses are announced), Mr. James makes Dave decide which employee will get the big bonus and which one will get nothing, but Dave wants to give everyone an equal bonus. Bill is perplexed when food that doesn’t belong to him keeps ending up on his desk. Matthew hopes that he doesn’t get “the shaft” because he’s already gotten it three times. Bill reveals to Dave that he has gotten the big bonus almost every year, while Lisa is sure that she will get the big bonus this time.
Memorable quote: “That’s where you’re wrong. That is not my cup of coffee, nor is this my whatever the hell this is.”-Bill
“Luncheon at the Waldorf”: Bill invites Beth to the Annual Broadcasters Luncheon, and Lisa worries that Bill has an ulterior motive. Dave tries to figure out why the station is six thousand dollars over budget. Beth is embarrassed after she kisses Bill in the limo after the luncheon. Dave finds out that Matthew has been making long-distance calls at work, and Catherine has been charging salon visits to the station.
Memorable quote: “What is this, an episode of Blossom?”-Beth
“Sweeps Week”: Dave is jealous when Lisa keeps talking to her ex-boyfriend on the phone. Lisa encourages Dave to get in touch with his ex-girlfriend Nancy (Janeane Garofalo) from Wisconsin, who immediately decides to come visit Dave and thinks that they are still a couple. Nancy tells Lisa and Beth that if they go after Dave, she will kill them. When Dave tells Nancy that he has a new girlfriend, she reveals Dave and Lisa’s secret relationship to the staff.
Memorable quote: “How could a girl that sweet be capable of cold-blooded murder?”-Matthew
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